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DAMN YOU SILVER LINING ! ? ! ? ! ? !

http://www.mcgov.co.uk/riddles/level1.html

From the makers of.....

You really can't knock the Japanese for their inventiveness.

After pushing the boundries of toilet roll technology with the hay fever hat

And the ever popular portable fresh air mask (1 plant supplys all of the fresh air a grown woman needs)

And that very useful personal rain saver, to save the water that has fallen through the air that you can't breath.

We bring you....

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Presenting...............

The Pileus Internet Umbrella

You can check out the development website here www.pileus.net
As yet I am not sure how they get over the problem of 'daylight' and 'it not raining' but I am sure with enough time and funding.

Please. lets get these guys onto dragons den.

Max Pain

Went to see it with Simon this afternoon, I like Marl Wahlberg he was great in Four Brothers, excellent in The Departed and brilliant in The Shooter.
Now I have have to try and figure out why he chose to make Max Payne.
Worth seeing, but not worth going to see. More of the latter.
Disappointing.

Christmas

It is unusual for me to be ahead with the Christmas present buying. For many years Rebecca and I have done the last minute run-around, racing around shops with a limited budget just a few days before Christmas in the hope that there are some decent things left to purchase.

But not this year, this year is different, because this year for the first time before the end of November  I have managed to get the big presents for most of the direct family, Simon, Sophie, Kieran and Rebecca are sorted, and this year for the first time I have not set foot into a shop. Everything that has been bought so far has come from the internet, and I wont be in the least bit surprised if this year Rebecca and I sit and browse through web pages to choose presents for our parents and siblings, it is easier on the feet and after choosing a quick run to www.myvouchercodes.co.uk (or similar web site) can often get you five or ten percent discount.

I have just completed my Christmas wish list (available to all upon request) and all of it is web based, in fact if I get the things I want Amazon will do well this year.

So come on Christmas, for once I am not frightened of you, and that feels quite good.

Lets jump on the bandwagon cos we can't think of anything else to do.

 I think perhaps that Ipswich MP Chris Mole goes into hospital to have whatever is irritating him removed from his cavity.

It may have been wrong for Jeremy Clarkson to make the prostitute death joke, but anyone who watches or reads Clarkson knows that he has always driven close to the edge with his narration, it is part of his broadcasting style. And if on this occasion he has toppled over the aforementioned edge then let him take the internal BBC slap on the wrist then get on with his career.

 Chris Mole shouting for Mr Clarkson’s dismissal is just a cheap way for him to get headlines, perhaps the excitement of judging the Ipswich Yoyo competition in the previous week was just too much for him and put him into a high which he felt he needed to peak once again.
Or perhaps he has never heard of the  UK laws that protect people from being sacked just because some idiot with a different opinion jumps up and down.