Indoor fireworks have been banned in the UK. Luckily before this happened jason bought 3 boxes of them and after seting off the first box in a fit of excitement he then set off the second box last new year and then the third box this new year.
For those who have never seen them, indoor fireworks consist of many small tablet and stick shaped things that either:
A Do nothing
B Do very little
C Do something but not much
D Turn into cat poo
Here now for your enjoyment is a selection of pictures to help you in your understanding.
A This one is doing nothing, you may disagree and say that it is burning, and in a way that, at least, is more than the firework called an elfs ear did. However a bit of rolled up paper will burn, and probably with more excitement than this.
B This was very exciting, so much that I began to shake. If you look with care you will see the blue smoke that appeared for 5 seconds while Jason read the instruction that said "harmful carcogenic do not inhale and light away from small children, animals and Andy Curtis"
C Can you imagine the awe and wonder, you can see the excitement in the eyes of little Rebecca as she gazes at the 3 second flash of flame.
d Hah, you did not believe me did you!!!!