Persistent

Mr 40% ...that's me

You Are 40% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

and now....

I am going to be looking for work again soon, unless that is, one of you out there in Blogland can find me somone who wants to invest (minimum £1million) in property in Cyprus.

Its a nice place Cyprus, the tide never goes out, its hot most of the year, its quite cheap, they have not had a war for over 30 years (nearly) and there have not been many earthquakes recently either.

I have done more applications, updated my CV (not in that order) and now I have my eyes peeled for nice jobbys with my name on them.
In the meantime, around march, if anyone needs any gardening done, PJ's taken up. walking boots re-laced or things painted....Im your man, wery cheep, work long time goody goody.

Just a Little fun with Dubya

While very busy at work today I found this.

It amused me for some 5 minutes so I thought it may amuse you for a few minutes too.

A rag doll Dubya for you to throw around

Click to play

Wot No Blogs!

For those of you who dont know, BT cut our phone off instead of cutting off the phone at number 11 when he moved out. Worse they then assigned our number to another name and refused to talk to me when I didnt know the name on the account as they had changed it.
This meant spending 4 hours on the phone to a very bad BT call centre in India, then 2 hours waiting for a very short staffed Plusnet call centre in the UK.
This means that I will once again have internet after Thursday, until then I can only log in when the wind is to the west and I can log into Pauls Wireless router for approx 2 minutes at a time on 1 bar of signal.
Still, thanks to him I can at least keep you all informed.
Thank you Paul.

Cat poo & other wonders

Indoor fireworks have been banned in the UK. Luckily before this happened jason bought 3 boxes of them and after seting off the first box in a fit of excitement he then set off the second box last new year and then the third box this new year.
For those who have never seen them, indoor fireworks consist of many small tablet and stick shaped things that either:
A Do nothing
B Do very little
C Do something but not much
D Turn into cat poo

Here now for your enjoyment is a selection of pictures to help you in your understanding.

A This one is doing nothing, you may disagree and say that it is burning, and in a way that, at least, is more than the firework called an elfs ear did. However a bit of rolled up paper will burn, and probably with more excitement than this.

B This was very exciting, so much that I began to shake. If you look with care you will see the blue smoke that appeared for 5 seconds while Jason read the instruction that said "harmful carcogenic do not inhale and light away from small children, animals and Andy Curtis"

C Can you imagine the awe and wonder, you can see the excitement in the eyes of little Rebecca as she gazes at the 3 second flash of  flame.

d Hah, you did not believe me did you!!!!