I was reading Ruby's blog about dating and thinking back to my awkward teenage days.
It was a fun time for me and one that built character.
Around my teens (as I remember) I lacked:
Style
Confidence
Money
A Motor Vehicle
The ability to dance
The art of conversation
A group of boisterous friends
The ability to hold any large amount of beer
But I did have a large amount of spots, a mother who would shout at me if I got in after 10.30 and a job that started at 4am
This meant that any of the ritual and predatory hunting of the female gender that had to be done, really did have to be done in the early part of the evening using only the cheapest naffest lines that my so called friends had taught me.
My hapless efforts became a source of amusment for my workmates who repeated most of my put-downs enough for me to have memorised some of the best of them.
You nice girls that read this blog should let me know if you ever used any of these on anyone, and if not feel free to defend yourselves with them, believe me they hurt.
Me: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Girl: Yes, thats why I stopped going there
Me:Your place or mine?
Girl: Both, you to yours and me to mine
Me: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Good, please start by leaving me alone
And the all time great put-down
Me: I would love to spend the night with you
Girl: If you walked towards that wall with a hard-on, your nose would touch first
Me: OUCH


